I did not decide I wanted to try a mostly raw food diet earlier this week only to down a large cafe mocha and 3 (yes, 3--over a period of several hours, in my defense) donuts from Tim Horton's on Sunday eve. That would be just totally horrible, of course I did not do THAT!!!
I was not anxiously awaiting all week for the new Madagascar movie to come out. That's just silly for an adult to LOVE hilarious, animated movies. Not me, I'm more mature than that.
I did not forget about the towels in the washer (again) and have to rewash them because they certainly did not smell of mildew.
I did not leave some pans and dishes on the counter from Tuesday eve until Saturday morning to actually wash them. That's disgusting to not wash up dishes right away. I always wash them right away. (Or not.) I wasn't exceedingly busy all week either.
I was not bloated all day Sunday and I certainly didn't have a problem with gas. Never me. My kids know nothing about their mother having 'gas', because I don't.
I did not make my poor son sleep on a pile of towels in the bathroom after he did not barf all over his bed, bedroom floor, hallway floor and bathroom floor, just because I did not not want to have to clean all that up off the carpet again in the middle of the night. That's purely selfish, right? A good mother would never make her poor, sick little boy sleep on the only linoleum floor in the house. Especially if it's the bathroom! He did not sleep there most of the next day either. And I most CERTAINLY did not make him sleep there the next night, 'just in case'. That would just be mean wouldn't it?!
So that's some of the things I did not do this week....what about you? And if you haven't already, head on over to MckMama's site to see what lots of other people did not do. (Click on the 'Not Me Monday' button above)
I was not anxiously awaiting all week for the new Madagascar movie to come out. That's just silly for an adult to LOVE hilarious, animated movies. Not me, I'm more mature than that.
I did not forget about the towels in the washer (again) and have to rewash them because they certainly did not smell of mildew.
I did not leave some pans and dishes on the counter from Tuesday eve until Saturday morning to actually wash them. That's disgusting to not wash up dishes right away. I always wash them right away. (Or not.) I wasn't exceedingly busy all week either.
I was not bloated all day Sunday and I certainly didn't have a problem with gas. Never me. My kids know nothing about their mother having 'gas', because I don't.
I did not make my poor son sleep on a pile of towels in the bathroom after he did not barf all over his bed, bedroom floor, hallway floor and bathroom floor, just because I did not not want to have to clean all that up off the carpet again in the middle of the night. That's purely selfish, right? A good mother would never make her poor, sick little boy sleep on the only linoleum floor in the house. Especially if it's the bathroom! He did not sleep there most of the next day either. And I most CERTAINLY did not make him sleep there the next night, 'just in case'. That would just be mean wouldn't it?!
So that's some of the things I did not do this week....what about you? And if you haven't already, head on over to MckMama's site to see what lots of other people did not do. (Click on the 'Not Me Monday' button above)
5 comments:
I have never left the towels in there either..and I wasn't excited about HSM3 either, more than my kids I think.
I have so done that with the laundry before...actually I think that I am a PRO!! Thanks for sharing your list.
I think I almost fell out reading about your son sleeping in the bathroom. Smart move.
I certainly have never let my sick child sleep on the bathroom floor. Nor did I leave DH in with him most of the night since he was sick as well and someone had to sleep and take care of the other child in the morning.
I never leave laundry or dishes for another day and certainly not so long I have to wash or rewet then dry things again!
Hi there, found you from Rachel's blog. I know a lady who has five children and her standard protocol if someone is throwing up is to camp out in the bathroom with them. When my oldest was three I thought that was weird. Now that I have three and they are older I completely understand.
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