not me monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.


I did not come home late one night with sleepy, dirty, dusty kids and simply stick them in bed with nothing more than cleaned feet. I am a GOOD mom who takes great pains to instill proper cleanliness/hygiene in my children.

My bathroom toilet flusher handle thingy broke and I promptly went to Lowe's to buy a replacement. We are not continuing to flush the toilet by lifting the tank lid and pulling up the stopper. That would be gross!

My laundry did not pile up to insane heights because I do laundry every day. I do not ever leave clean clothes in the clothes baskets either. They are promptly folded or hung and put away.

I did not allow my daughter to wear the same outfit two days in a row, again. On the third day when she attempted to put it on yet again, I did not tell her I would get her clean clothes and promptly resume sewing cornhole bags and forget. This did not result in her running around in her panties for about an hour.

I did not eat a snickers bar for breakfast one day (I'm a WW leader and would NEVER do such a thing!). I did not instantly regret it either, because I didn't do it, remember?!

I am not currently putting off laundry and packing for a trip to type this. All my work is done before I ever spend time on the computer.